“Guilty pleasure” is not a term that I am fond of
using. Why should anyone be guilty over their opinion of
something as highly personal and subjective as a film?
Anyone who truly appreciates art acknowledges the
validity and uniqueness of each viewer’s taste. All
genuine movie-lovers should understand that the motion
picture was created to be enjoyed and anyone who can do
so—hard as it may be with certain films—should be able
to.
I have no problem calling House of Wax, on
the other hand, a guilty pleasure for me; it’s hard
enough to actually be respected by most when
acknowledging it as a film, let alone a good
film. However, I would be lying if I said I didn’t
enjoy every minute of it. What other movie has gruesome
scenes in which people are covered in wax alive and then
crumble to pieces when touched, Paris Hilton messing
around and being impaled through the head with a
crowbar, Elisha Cuthbert kicking all the ass that Elisha
Cuthbert can, and sequences of characters escaping from
a gooey, melting house?
There’s about as much wicked pleasure in House
of Wax as could be. On an episode of “Ebert and
Roeper and the Movies”, Richard Roeper suggested that
the only thing that could’ve made it better was “a lot
more gratuitous sex and nudity!” And although he was
being partially sarcastic, he’s right. The movie is all
about escaping the pseudo-sophistication of “good” taste
and letting loose by enjoying what is denounced as the
very tastelessness of the material.
If every movie similar to this one could boast the
same about it, going to the cinema would be a whole lot
more fun. The reason that House of Wax is so
successful at being so grotesquely wonderful is that
it’s made with the utmost care and perfection. The
standard, run-of-the-mill horror-flick is put together
by a geeky hack, whereas this one was directed with
genuine flair in an interesting debut by Jaume
Collet-Serra. Serra used to make music-videos and
commercials but has clearly found a new calling.
Similar to that of the recent Mr. & Mrs. Smith,
the cast of House of Wax isn’t so much playing
their characters as they are themselves. Cuthbert’s that
hard-assed, but still very attractive and vulnerable
chick from “24”; Paris Hilton’s well… Paris Hilton; Chad
Michael Murray is the guy who’s in all the movies made
for teenagers; and the rest of the actors are just raw
meat waiting to be turned into wax-figures. The whole
scenario is like the ultimate pop-culture experiment;
it’s clear that the whole ensemble is having fun being
sliced, diced, and scared to death. And while I can’t
speak for all viewers, I can certainly say that I had a
hell of a time watching them.
As the only two remaining characters climbed out of
a melting wax-museum in one of the film’s final, most
beautiful, and elaborately designed sketches—after
eighty minutes of a whole slew of terrifically cheesy
material—I grinned in a state of sheer surprise.
House of Wax was one film that I never expected to
be of quality and I was shocked that I was actually able
to enjoy it. Sure, maybe I did so for the wrong reasons;
maybe the intent of the cast and crew was to make an
actually frightening film akin to 2003’s Texas
Chainsaw Massacre remake. Still, that doesn’t excuse
the fact that I was able to embrace what I found amusing
about the material. House of Wax may not be the
most enlightening cinematic experience in the world, but
it’s undoubtedly a pleasurable one—guilty or not.
-Danny, Bucket Reviews