What exactly about the idea of making his comedies 
				“topical” attracted Adam Sandler in the first place? I have 
				nothing against humor that tackles contemporary socio-political 
				issues—in fact, I tend to believe that this sort of daring 
				combination can provide material an added kick—but the only 
				thing funny about Sandler’s recent attempts to be relevant is 
				the pathetic nature of the attempts themselves. Last year, the 
				popular comedian and director Dennis Dugan tried to make a 
				statement on the gay marriage issue—murky as that statement may 
				have been—with their embarrassingly hypocritical and unfunny 
				I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. Now, the pair is back 
				for second helpings in the “important statement”-genre, sharing 
				a few thoughts on the Israel/Palestine conflict in You Don’t 
				Mess with the Zohan, a movie about an Israeli 
				Counterterrorist who leaves his hectic military-life to go to 
				America and become a hairstylist.
				     The reason why Sandler’s brand of 
				comedy doesn’t mesh well with social commentary is fairly 
				obvious: it isn’t smart enough to do so effectively. Because all 
				of his trademark humor consists of facile poo-poo-gah-ga jokes, 
				all political additions must therefore be dumbed-down in order 
				to not seem out-of-place. In Chuck and Larry’s case, the 
				only message Sandler and director Dugan were able to reasonably 
				communicate was a simple and unnecessary “Why can’t we all just 
				get along?” (This, of course, was purported in a movie that was 
				meanwhile ravenously homophobic.) Sandler’s newfound blend of 
				the Juvenile and the Psuedo-Intellectual feels like the inverse 
				of, say, what The Shawshank Redemption might’ve been had 
				Morgan Freeman randomly joked about the size of Tim Robbins’ 
				penis every ten minutes.
				     Fortunately, You Don’t Mess with 
				the Zohan is better than Chuck and Larry by leaps and 
				bounds. The reason is simple: whereas the earlier film’s sense 
				of comedy was constantly bogged down by heavy-handed messages 
				about tolerance, this one’s second act includes hardly any 
				political material. The viewer may have to endure an hour and 
				fifteen minutes’ worth of poorly-constructed hoopla about the 
				strife between the focal two Middle-Eastern groups—the most 
				painful of which involves a subplot about Sandler’s Zohan 
				stealing a goat from Palestinian ex-farmer, 
				now-NYC-taxicab-driver Salim (Rob Schneider, of course)—but they 
				also get to enjoy a half-hour of Pure Sandler. And when I say 
				Pure Sandler, I mean the Sandler of the 1990s, not the 
				recently-weak starrer of mediocre efforts like Click and
				Mr. Deeds. Yes, the majority of this half-hour consists 
				of entirely vile humor—the most obnoxious of which follows 
				Zohan’s tendency to sleep with his elderly female clients when 
				he is finally hired as a hairdresser—but it’s so well played and 
				outrageous that it proves nearly impossible not to laugh at. (I 
				say this as one who hasn’t so much as chuckled at a Sandler 
				Comedy in at least five years.)  The majority of You Don’t 
				Mess with the Zohan isn’t great, but the movie shows obvious 
				signs of life, which, as far as I’m concerned, is more than any 
				of the actor’s comedies since 2000’s Little Nicky have.
				     Even if they don’t crack a smile at
				You Don’t Mess with the Zohan, Sandler’s typical male 
				viewers will at least be able to engage themselves in the 
				limitless beauty of lead actress Emmanuelle Chriqui, who plays 
				Zohan’s love-interest and employer. As for women audiences: they 
				were planning on going to Sex and the City for the second 
				time instead anyway. You Don’t Mess with the Zohan 
				certainly isn’t a success, but it’s not without its simple 
				merits either. Now more than any other time in recent history, I 
				have a feeling that Sandler may finally make a great comedy 
				provided that he lays off the politics. And with the 
				seemingly-unstoppable Judd Apatow writing and directing one of 
				the star’s next projects, this great comedy may be arriving in 
				theatres much sooner than many of us had previously expected.
                
                
                -Danny Baldwin, Bucket Reviews
                Review Published on: 6.8.2008
                Screened on: 6.7.2008 at MovieMax Theatres in Carlsbad, 
				CA.