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      Yes, indeed, it’s true: Jessica Alba looks as good in a bikini as you 
      thought she would. But that’s about the only thing that Into the Blue 
      really has going for it. For awhile, the movie manages to be pleasant—Alba 
      wears her swimsuit and Paul Walker lays low amidst beautiful tropical 
      scenery—but when the actual plot comes into play, it loses most of its 
      interest. Things take off when Jared (Walker), Sam (Alba), Jared’s brother 
      Bryce (Scott Caan), and Bryce’s girlfriend Amanda (Ashley Scott) are 
      searching for treasure in the ocean and stumble upon a sunken boat of full 
      of cocaine. Bryce wants to sell it, but the others disagree. That is, 
      until matters complicate and they find the Zephyr, an ancient ship 
      full of treasure, almost right next to it. In order to properly lay a 
      claim on the Zephyr, they’ll need to avoid any possible connection 
      with the drug-boat that the authorities might pin on them. However, doing 
      this becomes instantly less important to them when the dangerous drug-lord 
      who owned the loot on that ship hunts them down and threatens them because 
      he believes that they have stolen some of his illegal goods. 
      
           The movie is an unabashed mess, as it might 
      seem from that mere plot-description. This is really a shame, too, 
      considering the fact that it had a lot of potential, as far as 
      Fall-Blockbusters are concerned. Had screenwriter Matt Johnson ditched the 
      whole story-thread regarding the drug-boat, Into the Blue could’ve 
      been a lot more interesting and a lot less lame. Why didn’t he simply make 
      this an adventure about four characters on a quest to find sunken treasure 
      and stopped there? It could’ve been perfectly entertaining, considering 
      the fact that Stockton has a knack for beautiful photography and breezy 
      montages featuring likable stars. I suppose Johnson was overcome by the 
      same need that too many screenwriters are these days: to make one’s plot 
      far more earth-shattering than it needs to be. He never stopped to think 
      that Into the Blue’s generic action-sequences would be its most 
      boring. In the end, this is just another big-budget caper movie with 
      nothing more than pretty visuals to offer. 
      
        
      
      
      
           In 1938, Orson Welles terrified the entire 
      nation with his radio broadcast of War of the Worlds. Everyday 
      people, who had no other news outlet to rely on at the time, believed his 
      dramatization of an alien-invasion of Earth to be real. Being the insane 
      genius that he was, Welles refused to remind listeners that it was simply 
      a performance. Over sixty-five-years later: enter Master-Filmmaker Steven 
      Spielberg’s movie-remake of War of the Worlds, starring the 
      couch-hopping, pill-stopping Tom Cruise. 
      
            And, boy, for its first act, the film is 
      pretty freakin’ terrifying. Fiddling with his uncertain audience, 
      Spielberg executes each scene with the utmost level of suspense. His 
      actors play their roles completely straight, and triumphantly so—even when 
      giant alien-tripods emerge from the ground of Boston. “Is it the 
      terrorists!?”, shouts Cruise’s daughter (a terrific Dakota Fanning) as 
      they run through the havoc-ridden streets, away from the tripods. At this 
      point, War of the Worlds is in its finest form, perfectly capturing 
      a modern-day tilt on old-school science-fiction. 
      
           Unfortunately, despite the contemporary flair 
      that Spielberg provides the movie, he and his screenwriter, David Koepp, 
      stay true to Welles outdated source-material in their adaptation. The 
      second act of War of the Worlds, despite maintaining the tenseness 
      and entertainment-value of the first, is full of typical Hollywood 
      plot-gimmicks. The third is even worse, featuring an entirely ridiculous 
      conclusion that puts even the most gullible of viewers’ disbelief to 
      shame. Had the writer and director had the guts to alter the original 
      plotline of the story, the result could’ve been a much better movie. 
      
           Still, it’s hard to deny the fact that the 
      genuine captivation and terror that War of the World’s rise of 
      action (and parts of its climax) provokes makes it worth seeing. The movie 
      may fall victim to its nonchalant conclusion, but its many stirring—and 
      even often horrifying—moments are hard to forget. 
      
        
      
      
      
      
           Yes, it’s true: The Sisterhood of the 
      Traveling Pants is more than just your average pre-teen 
      chick-flick. The movie is genuine, sincere, and often poignant. Centering 
      on the lives of four teenage friends during a summer they spend away from 
      each other, connected by a pair of Fed-Exed jeans that strangely fit them 
      all, it surprisingly avoids most of the typical conventions that plague 
      this type of material. However, this turns out to be both a blessing and a 
      burden. Despite being original, the director of The Sisterhood of the 
      Traveling Pants, Ken Kwapis, frankly doesn’t know how to manage all 
      four stories well on a linear thread. The material is ingenious and 
      effective by itself, but it isn’t presented in a balanced enough way to 
      form a polished product. The film goes on for a half hour longer than it 
      needs to and dwells on its most ineffective passages (especially those 
      which feature the love interest in Blake Lively’s story or America 
      Ferrera’s melodramatic overacting). The only story-thread that completely 
      worked for me was that which featured Alexis Bledel’s Lena, who moves to 
      Greece for the summer to spend some time with family and ends up falling 
      for the grandson of a man that they have had a grudge against for years. 
      Still, I also deeply enjoyed that of Amber Tamblyn’s Tibby as well, if 
      only for the “Joan of Arcadia” star’s humorous, wry wit. Had The 
      Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants been able to be as consistent as it 
      is when it features these two characters, it could’ve actually been rather 
      great. As it stands, the movie has too much to offer to be called 
      “disposable”, but it’s also too flawed to be called “exceptional”. I’ll 
      settle for “noteworthy”. 
      
        
      
      
      
      
           Walk the Line will inevitably be 
      compared to last year’s Ray because of its status as a 
      musical-biopic, but hopefully the fact that it’s a much better movie is 
      not ignored, either. Instead of just being about Johnny Cash the musician, 
      as the former effort did for Ray Charles, the film focuses much more on 
      the psychological workings of stardom. Director James Mangold isn’t nearly 
      as concerned with explaining point-for-point what happened in Cash’s 
      career as he is with using his lead actor, Joaquin Phoenix, to embody a 
      juxtaposition between the music-icon’s persona and his inner-self. And 
      what a performance it is. Phoenix takes a role that could’ve been given a 
      straightforward treatment and turns it into a lyrical, soulful piece that 
      commentates both on human-nature and the celebrity’s impact on society. 
      Even better, surprisingly, is his co-star Reese Witherspoon, who gives the 
      best female performance of the year as Cash’s object of affection and 
      eventual wife, June. Brilliantly layering on a simple, but effective 
      execution by Mangold, the two are both at the heights of their careers, 
      especially when they perform in the film’s musical numbers, which are 
      equally dramatically expressive as they are toe-tappers. Walk the Line 
      is exactly what good entertainment should be: fascinating, captivating, 
      and historically relevant. It is a solid reminder of the often-forgotten 
      fact that when Hollywood actually musters up enough gusto to make 
      something of significance, the outcome can be just as successful as that 
      of anything playing exclusively in New York and LA. 
      
        
      
      
      
      
           What? Brokeback Mountain wasn’t enough 
      for ‘ya? Call it the year of the homo-/trans-/insert controversial 
      prefix here-sexual film, but the fact remains that the 
      newly-recognized sub-genre has not yet failed to disappoint audiences. “My 
      body may be a work-in-progress, but there is nothing wrong with my soul,” 
      rattles off Felicity Huffman’s Bree Osbourne early on in Transamerica, 
      in role that is simultaneously humorous, tragic, and touching. This 
      wonderful little blend is not captured at all because the fact that the 
      film has a transsexual protagonist, but rather because of the way it 
      recognizes the amusing beauty of the subtleties of life through its 
      characters. A lot has been said about Huffman’s performance, but the 
      actress remains strikingly brave throughout the duration of the film, 
      despite the intensity and audacity of the material. Only in the second 
      act, which embraces typical road-movie clichés as Bree and her long-lost 
      son (who doesn’t have a clue she is his father) spontaneously travel 
      across the United States, does the viewer stray from being entirely 
      immersed in the material. Otherwise, no matter how tiny its budget or 
      quiet its delivery, Transamerica is a gem of a film. 
      
        
      
      
      
           The Internet Movie Database summarizes the plot 
      of Stay Alive as such: “For a group of teens, the answer to the 
      mysterious death of their old friend lies within the world of an online 
      video game based on the true story of an ancient noblewoman known as the 
      Blood Countess.” If casually browsing through movie listings on the 
      webpage, one might be inclined to believe that the ridiculous description 
      was written by a misinformed internet-hack. But that’s not the case: 
      Stay Alive is, indeed, about a group of gamers whose characters in a 
      video-game work like voo-doo dolls. “Game Over” means much more than the 
      sacrifice of a player’s ability to frantically move a toggle-button; it 
      also means the loss of their life. Sounds lame, eh? Well, as if the 
      premise wasn’t dopey enough, adding insult to injury are the animated 
      video-game sequences which stretch up to three or four minutes a piece. 
      Not to mention: throughout the duration, the viewer couldn’t care less 
      about the lives of the characters due to the cast’s nonchalant 
      performances. In its entirety, Stay Alive is a piece of trash that 
      raises a question that marks a new low in uninspired filmmaking: when is a 
      movie no longer a cash-in byproduct of Hollywood and actually a means for 
      a studio to steal the mass public’s hard-earned money? 
        
      
      
      
           Lucky Number Slevin is less than 
      original in many ways; it tells us of a con-like mix-up from the 
      point-of-view of an unreliable first-person narrator and then sets the 
      record straight by telling us of the same mix-up in the third-person. 
      While the film’s contents aren’t entirely predictable—a distinguishing 
      element from its genre-counterparts—its structure is admittedly bland. 
      However, that’s not to say that it doesn’t contain more than its fair 
      share of redeeming factors; from its off-the-wall performances to its 
      vibrant set-design to its delicious dialogue, Lucky Number Slevin 
      is certainly admirable in more than one way. Headlining the cast as the 
      title-character is the criminally-underrated Josh Harnett, and supporting 
      him are Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, Ben Kingsley, Lucy Liu, and Stanley 
      Tucci. From one perspective, it’s a shame that the same cast couldn’t have 
      gathered to bring a better script to life. However, their presence here 
      represents one of the reasons audiences didn’t have to sit through a much 
      blander version of Lucky Number Slevin. As it is, the movie is 
      worth seeing for its good qualities, as its less impressive ones can be, 
      for the most part, ignored. I enjoyed it. 
      
        
      
      
      
           A wall-to-wall satire, Thank You for Smoking 
      is amusing and efficient, if not groundbreaking. Told from the 
      first-person point-of-view of Big Tobacco spokesman Nick Naylor (Aaron 
      Eckhart), the movie is, as its title suggests, a sarcastic look at the 
      tactics of cigarette-company lobbyists and those of their 
      government-opposition. It functions well as such; the script and 
      performances are both smart and funny. In the lead role, Aaron Eckhart, 
      especially, is absolutely terrific at sympathetically and empathetically 
      capturing a man who rallies for a rather horrible cause. However, his 
      performance is one of the few aspects of the movie that transcend the 
      level of the well-oiled and well-assembled, if not particularly daring, 
      machine that Thank You for Smoking represents. While humorous and 
      occasionally shocking, the movie is rarely able to reach a status beyond 
      mere proficiency because it never reveals anything to the audience that it 
      doesn’t already know. In order to be a great satire, a picture needs to 
      have a stronger punch-line than the mere “cigarettes are bad for you” that 
      this one tries to jab at the viewer with. Still, Thank You for Smoking 
      never overstays its welcome at a short ninety-two minutes and, for what it 
      does do, it does effectively. 
      
        
      
      
      
      
      
           I’ve never been much of a camper or a hiker, 
      but before Terrence Malick’s latest bore-a-palooza, The New World, 
      I was never actually disdainful towards nature. There’s no doubt the 
      British locales the writer/director uses to double for Jamestown, U.S.A. 
      are beautiful—the movie tells a version of the Pilgrim’s settlement of 
      America/the John Smith and Pocahontas story—but that doesn’t excuse the 
      fact that he is far too obsessed with them for his own good. During The 
      New World’s duration, the audience will spend a given two-minute 
      period listening to a random character’s voice-over as trees sway in the 
      wind onscreen. And that’s if their lucky. Sometimes Malick’s infatuations 
      overcome him so much that he takes the liberty of showing us the 
      oh-so-delightful sight of a pool of water forming ripples as a character 
      dips their foot into it. Let’s be honest here: I’m all for experimental, 
      challenging art as much as the next guy, but there’s a line in which the 
      pretensions of such become nothing but pretentious, rather than at all 
      thought-provoking. Malick doesn’t just cross this line; he leaps over it. 
      For all I know, he could have more profound ideas than any other living 
      filmmaker, but The New World has left me no choice but to dismiss 
      them because of his drying-paint-style execution. 
      
           In all fairness, the film does have one 
      remarkable element, the performance of sixteen-year-old Q'Orianka Kilcher. 
      She injects an amazing amount of life into the movie as Pocahontas, giving 
      a near-perfect performance to encapsulate the love-triangle that forms 
      between her character, John Smith (Colin Farrell), and John Rolfe 
      (Christian Bale). Kilcher’s passionate work actually keeps the film afloat 
      long enough for the viewer to immerse their self in the first act or so, 
      before tiring of Malick’s obsessive filmmaking tendencies. However, after 
      135 minutes of sheer disregard for the audience’s senses, she’s 
      unfortunately the last thing that the audience is left thinking about. Mr. 
      Malick: I love to watch the filmmaker break the rules of traditional 
      storytelling, but if you’re going to keep doing so, at least learn to do 
      it right. 
        
      
             
  
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