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      I would be tempted to call Aquamarine sugary if the term didn’t 
      imply a headache after the product’s digestion. The movie, directed with a 
      seeming effortlessness by newcomer Elizabeth Allen, is as light and 
      marshmallowy as ‘tween flicks come, but leaves the viewer with far more 
      post-viewing satisfaction than most of its standard-issue counterparts. 
      Not that it’s particularly profound or anything of the like: the plot 
      follows the misadventures of a mermaid (Sara Paxton) and the two human 
      friends (teenage singer “JoJo” and Emma Roberts) that she acquires when 
      she is washed up into their beach-club’s pool after a storm. However, 
      Aquamarine’s humorous delivery and charming lead performances make it 
      enjoyable enough to permit the viewer to look back on it with smiles 
      rather than shrugs. 
        
      
      
           
      It isn’t everyday that one is able to watch Matthew McConaughey get bit by 
      a chipmunk and a lizard in the same movie, which is probably a good thing. 
      I’m not sure if the strangeness of these scenes in Failure to Launch 
      was the fault of the actor, who is nowadays becoming Hollywood’s Number 
      One choice for a leading-man, but they certainly fall flat. Otherwise, the 
      movie exactly what one would expect out of a big-studio-produced 
      romantic-comedy. It has several charming moments and McConaughey and 
      fellow lead Sarah Jessica Parker, who plays a woman hired to assist her 
      co-star’s thirtysomething-and-still-living-at-home to leave the nest of 
      his parent’s home, share a considerable amount of onscreen chemistry 
      together. In the near future, Failure to Launch will make a fun 
      lazy-afternoon rental, but the audience never has enough emotional 
      interest invested in the characters to allow the sum of its parts to merit 
      anything more. 
      
        
      
      
      
      
           Coming of age is often a glamorized 
      transformation in the modern-day land of pseudo-sophisticated independent 
      films, but Tsotsi suffers from no such glamour. Winner of the 2006 
      Academy Award for Best Foreign Film and helmed by South African Director 
      Gavin Hood, it is a stunning tale of a troubled youth’s path to 
      redemption. In a memorizing performance, first-time actor Presley 
      Chweneyagae plays the title-character, a thug living in a ghetto of 
      Johannesburg who leads his own small gang. One night, he decides to 
      conduct a solo-job by stealing a woman’s car in a nearby rich 
      neighborhood, but gets much more than he bargains for when he finds her 
      baby inside after crashing the vehicle while making his getaway. Tsotsi 
      isn’t heartless enough to merely leave it to fend for its own, and finds 
      himself facing a troubling inner-dilemma when he begins to raise the baby 
      and comes to love it. Chweneyagae’s portrayal of the character’s fragility 
      when he comes to understand that the baby is dependant upon him functions 
      as a poignant representation of the failings of an unstable society and 
      the individual’s ability to overcome them. It is impossible not to 
      sympathize with Tsotsi, but equally as difficult to forgive his actions. 
      Through and through, Tsotsi is an effectively thoughtful and often 
      emotional motion picture. 
      
        
      
      
      
      
           Directed with simultaneous style and 
      incoherency, somewhere in ATL is a very good movie. Each scene in 
      the film works by itself, but director Christ Robinson fails to bring them 
      together to create a product that flows. From ATL’s innovative 
      opening mix-track of Ray Charles’ “Georgia On My Mind” and a contemporary 
      hip-hop cut to its electric, colorful rollerblading montages, sketches of 
      the movie work as ingenious blends of old-fashioned storytelling and 
      modern-day urban culture. The picture even contains some rather poignant 
      scenes featuring New-New (Lauren London), a teenage girl from a wealthy 
      family who secretly sneaks off against her father’s wishes to watch the 
      film’s focal rollerblading matches in the ghetto. However, despite the 
      fact that the majority of ATL does exactly what it should, it 
      looses its punch somewhere between its intersecting-subplot style 
      execution and its choppy editing. There’s a lot to admire in screenwriter 
      Tina Gordon Chism’s script, based on a story by the Antwone Fisher; 
      the excellent performances by the young cast; and much of the film’s 
      production design. Unfortunately, these elements don’t come together 
      nearly as fluidly or effectively as they should have. 
        
      
      
      
           
      Say what you want about Paul Weitz’ filmmaking career, but the 
      writer/director has never made a bad movie. American Dreamz doesn’t 
      come anywhere close to the level of emotion found in About a Boy,
      In Good Company, or even American Pie, but it offers its 
      fair share of good laughs and is unmistakably a Weitz film. More of a 
      comedy that exaggerates the already-existing humor found in current-events 
      than an analytical satire, the two main targets of American Dreamz 
      are TV’s “American Idol” and the Bush Administration. The plot follows a 
      brainwashed, clumsy terrorist named Omer (Sam Golzari) who is sent to 
      America by his superiors “as a sleeper cell.” However, they are actually 
      shipping him off to live out the rest of his life only under this 
      assumption because they fear that his continued participation in the 
      organization will jeopardize future attacks. In the U.S., strange chain of 
      events leads Omer to be a contestant on TV’s “American Dreamz”, alongside 
      bubble-gum-popping goody-goody Sally Kendoo (Mandy Moore). When the heads 
      of the terrorist group discover that the American President (Dennis Quaid 
      as a very Bush-inspired figure) will be judging the finale of the 
      show, they decide to utilize Omer after all. They send orders to him to 
      conduct a suicide-bombing during the episode, killing both he and the 
      Commander-in-Chief. 
      
           The fact that Omer, a terrorist, is depicted as 
      a humorous character is slightly distasteful when one keeps the current 
      international-climate in mind, but American Dreamz is so 
      over-the-top that this never comes across as entirely offensive. In fact, 
      one of the main things I admire about the movie is that it targets its 
      humor in a highly malicious fashion, leading to an often hysterical 
      result. Weitz, working hand-in-hand with his cast (Moore is particularly 
      good in her role), is able to capture a synergy between the performances 
      that contributes to the general hilarity of the film. However, despite its 
      abundance of clever material and acting, American Dreamz never 
      transcends the level of these big belly-laughs and, as a result, is 
      nothing more than a simply good film. Had Weitz been able to create a 
      deeper product under the same premise, it could’ve ranked among his best 
      films. Still, American Dreamz offers audiences some funny and 
      biting material to chew on, which is becoming more and more of a rarity in 
      Hollywood nowadays. 
      
        
      
      
      
           Nicole Holofcener’s Friends with Money 
      is about as slice-of-life as a movie can get when it features Jennifer 
      Anniston as a depressed, pot-smoking schoolteacher who chooses to quit her 
      job and become a maid. Actually, to her credit, Anniston is rather 
      believable here and delivers a solid performance. Her co-stars—Frances 
      McDormand, Catherine Keener, and Joan Cusack—are equally as good, but they 
      also never have to struggle with fitting their roles’ prototype of wealthy 
      suburban moms. Friends with Money is a portrait of all four of 
      their characters’ troubles in life, bridged by, as the title observes, the 
      friendship between them. The movie doesn’t really go anywhere—one could 
      argue that that the developing relationship between Anniston’s Olivia and 
      Bob Stephenson’s Marty is the most plot-like device throughout the entire 
      duration—but it doesn’t need to. Only these characters can make the 
      realizations that they need to in order to improve their outlooks on life; 
      by the end of Friends with Money, some do and others don’t. The 
      film plods along to the refreshing tune of everyday life and, for this, I 
      greatly admired it. 
        
      
      
      
           There’s no doubt about the fact that Spike Lee 
      knows how to make a great movie. For two hours, Inside Man is as 
      focused and lean as a Hollywood-style heist film has ever been. 
      Suspenseful and intelligent, I found its plot’s cat-and-mouse-style game 
      to be far more riveting than those of most mainstream films of the sort. 
      From Denzel Washington’s cool collectedness as a detective following a 
      bank-robbery to Clive Owen’s mysterious evilness as the robber, I was 
      genuinely gripped by the film, ready to grant it a glowingly positive 
      review. But then came time for the conclusion, which is, to say the least, 
      one of the biggest third-act cop-outs of recent-memory. Not only does the 
      outcome of the heist-plot that Owen’s Dalton masterminds function as an 
      obvious and boring finish to a previously exciting movie, but also it does 
      nothing to affect the audience’s emotions. After being consistently jarred 
      for two straight hours, as a viewer, I wanted a nerve-wracking finish to 
      bring home Lee a win. What I got was a lukewarm, anticlimactic ending; I 
      left the theatre feeling nothing but disdain for the film. As I’ve said in 
      the past, a disappointing movie is often worse to watch than one that the 
      viewer expected to be bad in the first place. Inside Man’s crap-out 
      of an ending certainly respects this principle. 
      
        
      
      
      
           I’m not sure that writer Gerald Petievich and 
      director Clark Johnson knew that they were making a dramatic-irony-themed 
      film rather than a thriller when they conceived The Sentinel, but 
      their approach will certainly be a surprise to audiences given the 
      contrary way the film was marketed. The trailers and ad-spots for The 
      Sentinel suggest that it is full of suspense, in the same vein as 
      supporting-actor Keifer Sutherland’s television show “24”. However, this 
      couldn’t be more farther from the truth. Following Secret Service Agent 
      Pete Garrison (Michael Douglas) as he runs from authority after being 
      falsely accused of plotting to kill the President of the United States, 
      the film’s plot is actually rather straightforward. The audience knows 
      that Pete failed the polygraph test that pinned him as a suspect not 
      because he wanted to kill the President, but because he lied about having 
      an affair with the First-Lady (Kim Basinger). One could make the argument 
      that The Sentinel’s thrills lie within the game of guessing the 
      identity of the real Secret Service Assassin, but most viewers will be too 
      concerned with Pete’s quest to prove himself innocent to participate in 
      such. For the most part, The Sentinel is swiftly crafted and 
      well-performed, but because of the way it is assembled, it seems far too 
      straightforward. When the real assassin is revealed, the viewer feels 
      little-to-no adrenaline as a result. I was never exactly bored by the 
      movie, but was never on the edge of my seat at any point of it, either. In 
      a couple of months, The Sentinel will make for a worthwhile 
      Friday-night rental. 
      
        
      
      
      
      
           
      September 11, 2001. Three Arab men awake in their hotel room before 
      sunrise, pray to their God, shave themselves, and get dressed. “It’s 
      time,” one of them proclaims in a weary voice. As the scene progresses, an 
      aura of terror fills the auditorium; United 93 is a haunting motion 
      picture because it is so surreally real. The men board the plane and, 
      after take-off, the focus of the film shifts to Air Traffic Control 
      Headquarters as its employees become clued into the other flight 
      hijackings taking place on the East Coast of the United States. Cut back 
      to the plane. The men begin their hijacking; the passengers are frantic. 
      The innocent civilians’ horrified emotions bleed through the screen and 
      into the auditorium. One of the men takes control of the plane. Those 
      onboard call their families and discover that both buildings of the World 
      Trade Center have already been crashed into, as the audience observed 
      twenty minutes before at Air Traffic Control Headquarters in real-time. A 
      group of passengers makes the decision that they will need to take control 
      of the airplane, no matter what the cost. It is in this decision that the 
      viewer observes perhaps one of the most stunning and heroic events of 
      contemporary history. 
      
           Directed by Paul Greengrass (The Bourne 
      Supremacy, Bloody Sunday) without the slightest bit of 
      exploitation, United 93 is a great film. As a result of a 
      combination of superb acting and the employment of the director’s 
      trademark hand-held cinematography, the film allows the viewer to feel as 
      if they are a first-person observer of the events taking place. In several 
      ways, United 93 transcends mere cinema and brings the tragic event
      to life; when watching, I didn’t sense any of the required 
      manipulation of filmmaking. United 93 exists solely as a memoriam 
      of the events of September 11th, allowing the viewer to be 
      affected by its contents in the way that they choose. It is just as much 
      about the uplifting hope and courage of the passengers onboard as it is 
      about the evil cause the terrorists were consumed by. It is just as much 
      about the human suffering of the event as it is about the politics 
      surrounding it. Supremely affecting and highly thoughtful, Greengrass’ 
      film is a multi-dimensional masterpiece that is a testament to the fact 
      that it is not “too soon” to make movies about the Darkest Day of American 
      History. 
      
        
      
           
      Say what you will about ‘ol Tom Cruise’s little fling with a girl who 
      could be his daughter or his belief that there are aliens living in the 
      Earth’s volcanoes, but the fact remains that the guy can still deliver an 
      intense, super-cheesy-cool performance. Mission: Impossible III 
      proves no exception. Back for a third time as pop-culture’s 
      action-film-God Ethan Hunt, Cruise’s character has now decided to dump his 
      super-agent day-job and start a family. However, as expected, he is coaxed 
      into returning to kicking ass and taking names when his former trainee, 
      IMF-agent Lindsey (Keri Russell), is taken hostage by evil-villain Owen 
      Davian (Philip Seymour Hoffman). Lindsey dies in a poorly crafted opening 
      action sequence, but the rest of this part-revenge, part-spy film is made 
      in a flowing, entertaining style. 
      
           Cruise and his former Mission: Impossible 
      co-stars—namely Billy Crudup, Ving Rhames, and Laurence Fishburne—are all 
      back for the ride, but this installment also adds three new components to 
      the equation: Hoffman filling the villain’s shoes, Michelle Monaghan 
      playing Cruise’s love-interest, and J.J. Abrams taking the director’s 
      chair. The first is genuinely creepy in his role and the second shares 
      some rather touching scenes with Cruise, but the true magic of the film 
      lies in the change made behind the camera. Abrams, who helmed both TV’s 
      “Alias” and “Lost”, has a true knack for pacing and executing the non-stop 
      action that consumes Mission Impossible III’s contents. His 
      effortless touch allows the long sketches of bullets flying, cars 
      exploding, and Cruise running to be entirely interesting. I liked the 
      approaches of the first two directors of the franchise, Brian DePalma and 
      John Woo, to their films, but this offering plays much more fluidly than 
      its predecessors thanks to Abrams’ work. The world may not be ready for 
      another Mission: Impossible flick anytime soon, but if the day 
      comes, allowing Abrams to return to make it would be a very smart move on 
      the studio’s part. As for now, I’m fully pleased with what Ethan Hunt has 
      accomplished in Mission Impossible: III; he deserves some 
      well-earned time-off. 
        
      
             
  
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