I’ve said 
    it before, and I’ll say it again. Disappointment sucks. There are movies 
    that viewers will have high expectations for, and be let down by, from the 
    first frame of video until the last. However, The Door in the Floor 
    doesn’t fall into this category. It is an impressive film from the get-go, 
    boasting strong acting and a bold story. And it works, for about an hour. 
    But, during its final fifty minutes, the picture experiences a steady 
    decline, and winds up unsatisfying. I was hoping for a door to appear in the 
    isle-way floor of the theatre that I could hide under, until the credits 
    began to role. The final product let me down so much, in fact, that I wanted 
    to curl up into a ball and shield my eyes from it, on occasion. The third 
    act isn’t so much bad as it is anticlimactic, but, nevertheless, left me 
    feeling almost entirely empty.
         Jeff Bridges shines in the best performance in the 
    film, as Ted Cole, a writer of bizarre childrens’ books, which are inspired 
    by dysfunctional situations, to say the least. His work has a following, but 
    it is odd, and dark, considering the obvious target audience. The pictures 
    in the books, which illustrate the typically one-hundred-word-pages, are 
    derived from Ted’s monotonous depiction of his naked, women models. One 
    could imagine why his mind is responsible for many problems in his 
    home-life. He and his wife, Marion (Kim Bassinger), are about to split up. 
    That’s not to say that she doesn’t have her fair share of perverted quirks, 
    too. This only makes life tougher for their daughter, Ruth (Elle Fanning, 
    who I cannot believe was allowed to participate in witnessing the film’s 
    more risqué scenes, on camera).
         The film takes place during a summer in which 
    Eddie O'Hare (Jon Foster) comes to work for Ted, as his assistant. A high 
    school student, Eddie would love to be a writer in the future. From the 
    beginning, he maturely sees the experience as one in which he will learn 
    many things about penning books. Instead, he is bombarded by just the 
    opposite, as he enters a world of shock, that of the Coles. While he is able 
    to take care of Ruth better than both of her parents, the troubled couple is 
    hard to handle, for him. All of the chores that he must do for Ted are 
    primarily busy-work; the main thing he must do is drive his “teacher” around 
    town, (Ted lost his drivers license three months prior). None of these 
    entail criticisms or inspiration for Eddie’s own writing. Even worse, he 
    begins to have an affair with Marion, and they become rather obsessed with 
    the sexual aspect of their uncanny relationship. How does The Door in the 
    Floor come to a conclusion? It misguidedly centers on a car crash, which 
    killed Marion and Ted’s two sons, and relies upon the incident to tie up all 
    of its loose ends. But, it ends up creating more plot-holes; the movie could 
    practically be mistaken for a piece of Swiss cheese.
         I suppose The Door in the Floor’s failures 
    are a result of its own ambition. This is just one occasion in which an 
    art-house film tries to be too many things, and ends up having to drop too 
    many of the elements it’s juggling, as a result. Instead of just focusing on 
    two or three stories, it pushes its luck, by incorporating five major ones 
    into the central plot. Ted and Marion’s marriage problems, Ruth’s 
    development as a result, Marion and Eddie’s romance and its effects, Ted’s 
    writing and drawing compulsions, and the practiced relationship between 
    employers and their clientele are all essential matters in the film’s 
    progression. How are all of these studies supposed to be concluded by 
    a mere explanation of a haunting event in the main family’s past, to a boy 
    who has gotten to know them all too well? More importantly, is there any 
    possible way such a gigantic task could’ve been completed?
         Tod Williams, who wrote and directed The Door 
    in the Floor, is essentially a no-name. He made another movie called 
    The Adventures of Sebastain Cole, a few years back, which I had never 
    heard of, before I looked into his track record. For the most part, Williams 
    is able to carry this film just fine. However, with the beautiful opening, 
    and engrossing ideas involved in it, The Door in the Floor should’ve 
    been much better than it turns out to be. However, audiences who would like 
    to attend a thoughtful, slow-moving, atmospheric picture will find 
    themselves with few better options this weekend than this picture. It is 
    ultimately a letdown, and some may refer to it as ridiculous and perverted, 
    but even so, it is a functioning piece of art. Pictures that belong in such 
    a category are all too rare nowadays, and usually always, if, in this case, 
    barely, merit a look.
    -Danny, Bucket Reviews (8.8.2004)
    
    
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