NOTE (12/31/2004): After a second viewing of 
    Garden State, I have decided to bump the rating up to four buckets. The 
    following is my original three-and-a-half bucket review:
     
         I’m not 
    sure what the hell I’d call Garden State, besides effective. It’s 
    certainly a one-of-a-kind motion picture, beautifully pacing itself with a 
    poignant intrepidness, full of subtle quirks, but also deeply resonant and 
    relatable material. The film’s opposition, which consists of a very small 
    group of people, has argued that it is a forgettable, if enjoyable, piece. 
    This could be true, but with such a unique experience, it’s hard to tell. 
    Will I remember Garden State in five, ten, or even fifteen years? I 
    don’t think I will be able to answer that question until time allows me to 
    do so, definitely. While I wait it out, I’ll be able to savor this film’s 
    touching richness, and allow it to consume my mind.
         The plot brings back memories of About Schmidt, 
    which, I think, it is easily comparable to. In it, Zach Braff, who also 
    stars on the television show, “Scrubs”, plays Andrew Largeman. He has an 
    indifferent attitude towards his father (Ian Holm), a psychologist, who has 
    had him on anti-depressants since the age of nine. Andrew has always 
    received the blame for slapping his mother into a wheel chair. As a young 
    boy, he allowed their flimsy dishwasher-door to fall open, and she slipped 
    on it, and then cracked her neck and back on the sink directly above it. 
    After his dad sent him to boarding school thinking that he did it 
    intentionally, Andrew refused to ever talk to his parents.
         Now twenty-six, Andrew receives a call from home, 
    and finds out that his mother has drowned in her bathtub. She could not push 
    herself up out of the water because of her quadriplegia. He must return home 
    to New Jersey, the Garden State, to attend her funeral, which he is surely 
    to be assumed to be partly responsible for by family-members. There, Andrew 
    meets up with his old buddy, Mark (Peter Sarsgaard), and leads a very odd, 
    adventurous couple of days. In the midst of dropping methamphetamine the 
    night after the services and being led into an infamous room in which a 
    hotel security guard uses to spy on hookers having sex the afternoon before 
    he is scheduled to leave, Andrew also meets a special girl named Sam 
    (Natalie Portman). This leads to an unconventional, and rather emotional, 
    romance of sorts.
         This is Zach Braff’s first large venture into the 
    world of filmmaking. As Andrew, he is certainly terrific, fully aware of the 
    place he would like to take his character, but his direction and writing are 
    far better than his performance. Behind the camera, he has a style that is 
    concise, but also surprisingly fiery. Using the standard conventions of 
    quick cuts and roaming shots, he turns regularity into something far more 
    meaningful than anything in the average independent film. I was amazed at 
    how much his vision developed the characters, even when the cast wasn’t 
    doing much. When they are in action, though, discussing everything from 
    grief to pop-culture (usually sarcastically), Garden State excels 
    even farther. Maybe the dialogue will be lost in the sands of time, as some 
    suggest, but I couldn’t care less, while watching it being spoken.
         Natalie Portman amazed me, here. I think I have 
    finally come to believe all of the previous praise she has received to be 
    justified. In Garden State, her character is a bit of a liar, she has 
    a cleverly open, warm likeability. She’s not so much a deceptive person as 
    she is an accommodating one, which is much of the reason why Andrew latches 
    onto her so quickly. From their first encounter to their last, the audience 
    wants for them to be together, much thanks to Portman. She’s charming and 
    witty in the role, balancing humor and conviction, delicately. I actually 
    think she makes Andrew even more sympathetic; their relationship shows us, 
    in essence, the meaning of his life. The couple’s interaction is highlighted 
    by the actress’ bubbly passion; I never wanted for her conversations with 
    him to end.
         Without the superb ending, which offers a 
    five-second-long, but amazing surprise nonetheless, I’m certain I would not 
    like the motion picture as much as I did. I hear that Braff actually changed 
    the outcome*, and the reason the suspense, which I would not even dream of 
    spoiling, works so well was, in a sense, entirely lucky. The same could be 
    said for Garden State, on the whole; all of its elements scream of 
    failure but their superlative presentation will prove to be of a higher 
    caliber than most viewers would ever expect. For all I know, this effort may 
    be a fluke for Braff I’ve never seen an episode of “Scrubs” or any of the 
    films he has had small parts in). But, a splendid movie is a splendid movie. 
    That’s another term I can add to the list of unknowns to accurately refer to
    Garden State as. “Recommended” would be another. Perhaps I know more 
    about it than I once thought I did.
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