Calling Saved! cheap controversy would be 
                        accurate, but I do not necessarily look at this in a bad 
                        light. In all honesty, it would be hard for me to say 
                        that director Brian Dannelly intended to make a 
                        life-affirming picture. What he has crafted, however, is 
                        a witty and amusing one, realistically poking fun of 
                        organized religion, targeting Christianity, in a mostly 
                        inoffensive way. Saved! makes for an insightful, 
                        but entirely forgettable, sit, with some great 
                        performances and writing on its side.
                             Jena Malone plays the main 
                        character, Mary, who attends an obsessive Baptist 
                        school. There, everything circulates around religion, 
                        day in and day out, as students serve what they believe 
                        to be the will of God. Hilary Faye (played by a maturing 
                        Mandy Moore), in particular, is a bit of a Jesus freak. 
                        Despite the compulsion of Christianity, everything at 
                        the American Eagle School is in order and functioning 
                        smoothly. Small-scale chaos erupts, though, when Mary’s 
                        boyfriend, Dean (Chad Faust), is discovered to be gay by 
                        all of the students. Mary tried to save him before 
                        summer’s end, motivating him sexually in every way 
                        possible, but such attempts failed. He is sent away to 
                        be reformed by his parents, while she finds out that she 
                        is pregnant after she engaged in intercourse with him, 
                        sans protection (she believes Jesus told her to). Things 
                        become worse when Hilary Faye refuses to be Mary’s 
                        friend anymore because she blames Jesus for all of the 
                        bad things that have happened to her. The only people 
                        left to befriend are the only two seemingly rational 
                        people in school, Roland (Macaulay Culkin), Hilary 
                        Faye’s paralyzed brother, and Cassandra (Eva Amurri), a 
                        Jewish outsider who has to attend American Eagle because 
                        she was expelled from her previous school.
                              There are several flaws in 
                        Saved! (I will explain the one that particularly 
                        bothers me later), but Dannelly and his co-writer, 
                        Michael Urban, have fashioned a rather insightful 
                        satire, nevertheless. Unfathomable enjoyment can be 
                        found in the fanatical qualities that some of the 
                        characters bear. From the always egotistical Hilary Faye 
                        to her pompous followers, who always believe they’re 
                        behaving properly because their actions are biblically 
                        correct in their eyes, laughs are abundant in even the 
                        most serious of scenes. I definitely prefer the 
                        light-hearted moments of Saved! over the deeper 
                        ones, because Dannelly’s philosophy is too simplistic to 
                        explore anything of tortuousness well.
                             For Mandy Moore and Jena 
                        Malone, Saved! was a fantastic opportunity. Both 
                        have a few awful movies on their resumes, but this one 
                        definitely confirms that they’re both dignified 
                        actresses. Moore is the highlight of the entire movie; 
                        her character is not only the best written in it, but 
                        also the best performed. After seeing Chasing Liberty, 
                        I was a bit afraid of what her career might become, but 
                        here, she finds the right groove and steers herself back 
                        on track.
                             While essential to the plot, 
                        the only truly problematic character is Dean, Mary’s 
                        homosexual ex-boyfriend. One exchange of dialogue 
                        between she and he is especially counterproductive to 
                        the entire movie, and so is the entire ending which it 
                        inspires. “You’re pregnant? On the first time?” he 
                        inquires, and she responds with a weak “Yeah.” “Cool” he 
                        says, bringing a sort of villainous approval about his 
                        making her pregnant. This almost makes him seem like the 
                        antagonist of the movie, when he should be gaining our 
                        sympathy. Dannelly would like us to think that Dean’s 
                        parents were the evil ones, in sending him away to try 
                        to be “rescued” from his sexual preference, and that his 
                        procreating with Mary helped her find herself and make 
                        amends with God. I just can’t buy that this makes him a 
                        deserving guy, though. Wouldn’t the whole situation have 
                        been resolved if they were, in fact, “Good” 
                        Christians? (Nod your head in approval, now). In my 
                        mind, being a “Good” Christian does not entail 
                        obsession, just faith and following the guidelines set 
                        forward by the religion. I’m not biased in the favor of 
                        such belief, either; I’m actually agnostic. I suppose 
                        that could make my opinion both more and less qualified, 
                        depending on the way you look at it.
                             I’m marginally recommending 
                        Saved! simply because I think its positive features 
                        outweigh its negative ones. Without the great one-liners 
                        and terrific performances, though, my rating of it would 
                        probably drop by two buckets. Most of the time, it’s a 
                        stupendous experience, and this is just enough for me to 
                        reflect upon it with joy instead of anguish.
                        
                        -Danny, Bucket Reviews (6.15.2004)