When watching Shanghai Knights, 
            I noticed its obvious stupidity, terrible writing, and dumbfounded 
            soundtrack. At times, I even wanted to leave. But the likeability of 
            48 year-old kung-fu star, Jackie Chan, is so great that it makes any 
            film lively and fun. Chan doesn’t do all of his own stunts anymore, 
            because of his obvious aging, but we know that he is still ripping 
            and roaring. The fight scenes are what save Shanghai 
            Knights from being instantly forgettable, and turn it in to a 
            full-fledged extravaganza. It’s dumb and silly, but is almost 
            always, in some way, amusing to watch. Owen Wilson also loans his 
            excellent taste in comedy to the film, which makes the utterly 
            despicable script, funny. Wilson and Chan are one of the best 
            pairings I have seen in recent years. I’m not sure that 
            Knights can measure up to its predecessor,
            Noon, but is 
            still a hell of a time.
                 A continuum off of the 
            first film, Shanghai Knights opens up to a unique 
            style, that most mainstream releases are lacking. It is sensibly 
            corny, taking on the appearance of an ancient oriental ritual, but 
            helps us get into the mood of the show. In this clinching opener, 
            the father of Chon Wang (Jackie Chan) is killed by the man 10th 
            in line to be the king of
            
            England. Chon does not 
            know of this death, because he lives far away from his family’s 
            homeland,
            
            China. He is a sheriff 
            in old-western
            
            Nevada. He is finally notified 
            when a package from his sister, Chon Lin (Fann Wong), arrives in the 
            mail, informing him of the death. The reason this man murdered Wang 
            and Lin’s father was because he was the bearer of the Great Seal of 
            China. After putting a sword through this guardian’s stomach, the 
            man was able to steal the seal. In the letter that Wang receives 
            from Lin, it states that she is going to try to find and kill their 
            father’s murderer, who has made his way back to
            
            England. For the love of 
            his family, Wang must travel there, too.
                 In order to get to
            
            England, Wang must first 
            stop in
            
            New York, to seek help from his 
            old partner, Roy O’Bannon (Owen Wilson). According to
            
            Roy, he has invested all of the 
            money that he and Wang received in Shanghai Noon in 
            long-term stocks and bonds. But, little did Wang know, he would come 
            across a little surprise when visiting
            
            Roy in
            
            New York. This former cowboy, 
            that he once knew, is now a lowly and almost broke waiter who relies 
            on hookers to make him happy. Without the proper funds that Wang 
            thought that he had, that would allow him to travel to
            
            England, there is almost 
            no hope in seeking revenge on the man that painfully abolished his 
            father’s soul. But, relying on the stupidity of
            
            Roy, Wang and his old pal safely 
            make their way to
            
            London by traveling as stowaways 
            on a ship. There, they team up with Lin, and begin their quest for 
            revenge. The poorly written dialogue, along with the airy plot, 
            would seem unbearable. But, Chan and Wilson transform the otherwise 
            hopeless Shanghai Knights, into an above average treat.
                 The soundtrack is about 
            the most offbeat, non-rhythmic bunching of songs I have ever heard 
            in my life. It is not so much that the musical cuts themselves don’t 
            have taste, but combined with the onscreen action, they feel forced 
            and extremely out of place. They are so unfitting, it’s almost like 
            watching explicitly heavy rap play in the background of an episode 
            of Barney. We hear dance music playing during the kung-fu battles, 
            and kung-fu music playing during dances. If the film wasn’t coming 
            from a major production studio, I would’ve thought that the amateur 
            team mismatched the music and the scenes, and didn’t have enough 
            time to fix their mistake before release. This problem literally 
            becomes annoying, and again, without the incredible charm of Wilson 
            and Chan, it would’ve  otherwise screwed the 
            entire movie over. Shanghai Knights is full of 
            noticeable errors, like this one, but its funny material overpowers 
            its flaws.
                 The terrible writing is 
            persistently annoying, but the hilarious men who mouth it make the 
            entire film worthwhile. Jackie Chan has a certain presence that 
            astounds me, and keeps me captivated. And despite the unsaveable
            Rush Hour 2, I have liked every other film he’s been in 
            (but I never saw The Tuxedo). He and Wilson share 
            stupid lines, full of shameless sentences comprised of shaky 
            wording, but make them very interesting with their extreme talent. 
            Even though it has a despicable script, Shanghai Knights 
            works with what it has, and does so fairly well. This could be 
            referred to as another one of those big-budget, disappointing 
            sequels, but I’d like to appreciate what it has to offer for the 
            moment. This is really the first film, I would recommend that anyone 
            see in 2003. Maybe I only like it because of the incredibly dull 
            competition. Shanghai Knights is a blend of comedy, 
            kung-fu, and charm, which is extremely likeable when you’re watching 
            it, but will never be remembered. The most accurate description of 
            why I would recommend it dates back to a Buddhist philosophy. “Live 
            in the moment.”
            
            -Danny, Bucket Reviews