- A miraculous work of cinema, truly something special. Enjoy this over multiple viewings.
- An excellent motion picture plagued by a few nagging flaws. May have its problems, but terrific overall.
- The average "good" film. Full of merit and worth seeing, but certainly suffers from a few flaws.
- The pros of this film outweigh its cons, but perhaps not by much. Worth seeing, but usually only once.
- Usually bland fare that one could live with or without. Not painful, and could be worth a cable-viewing.
- More often than not, these films are not worth seeing. The bad in them overwhelms the good.
- Aggressively bad, and definitely not worth seeing. Why waste your time on a film of such little merit?
- Certainly not worth seeing, but perhaps not as offensive as...
- ...this type of worthless crap. Zero Bucket films are offensive, insulting pieces of garbage.